In Heaven, "he will wipe away every tear"?

Boy, that is an amazing twisting of the text. Now hear the simpler answer. LIFE SUCKS. When you first arrive at the gates, you will be fresh from a memory of just how much life sucked for you. You will have a lot of questions for God, just as many people do on this very site. Why did my baby (mother, brother, what have you) die? Why did I have to live with cancer all those years? Why did my wife cheat on me? You get the idea. God will have to comfort this pain before you can enter into Paradise. For some of us, He may need a couple of hankys. For others, He will need a king sized bed sheet.